Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. I dont want to fight anymore. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. Santana was first introduced in the Glee pilot as one of the popular cheerleaders, alongside Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron) and Brittany Pierce (Heather Morris)and soon her character grew more . I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, "You know what I don't want to marry a sexless, self-centered baton twirler. Santana: You wanna have a duel? You're one to talk, how's about you crack a Four Loko Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton. Maybe in junior college. Lopez. Can that possibly be true? All Rights Reserved. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. We can all be honest here, if a picture is worth a thousand words then that dress is worth a million dollars. My spouse and I have only gone to 1 event, Nik- this is the response that LW needed and I hope she sees it. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. The cast of Glee reunites during the virtual ceremony for the 32nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards for a special tribute to the legacy of the late Naya Rivera's ch. Everything you needed to know, every emotion you needed to feel, was emanating from Santana with crystal clearness. I have rage. Gunther: I take this! Santana to Will about Kurt and Rachel, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Sebastian: Trent, I got this. I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Oh, come on. I used to think it was out of recognition, but now I know it was relief. When Santana and Brittany take her song and flip the pronouns and wear the slinky tube dresses and wrap their curled hair in big bows and it rains glitter and are surrounded by cheerleaders, one of whom has a very alternative lifestyle haircut, and they want to dance with each other? Santana: I'm 25. Oh yeah. Look, my dad's a doctor, and not a tooth doctor, a real one. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. And like Santana, I was so tired. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. Of course they have fake IDs. You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? It was the beginning of a long journey to accepting my nerdiness, to embracing my inner geek, to being passionate about what I love, even if not everyone in my life will understand or even support it. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. But you know what? Did the writers think she was being bitchy when really she was just speaking the truth? She was so committed. The transcendent vulnerability, more than weve ever seen from Santana. Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too. Usual estimated time is between three to eight minutes. Rachels song, Theres a moment, right at the end, right after One gunshot and BAM! A baby? But I gots to say I finally feel like I have found my people. Youve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. When my mother asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing bird calls. You are a beautiful person. First theres the pause. Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? So why am I talking about this? So many amazing moments. Lesbians dont have to be saintly to be fawned over on primetime television in homes across America. Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? Santana: I'm sure you did something. Within the Glee canon, Dont Rain on My Parade is iconically Rachel Berrys and I dont think it takes anything away from Lea Michele or her star character to say the truth she was designed, from the first line of the pilot episode, to be the sun around which Glee revolved and as Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera was expected to be a featured extra some hot bitch to snide behind Quinn Fabray. How does that sound? Santana slaps Finn, Santana, Finn, Rachel and Will, Mash Off, When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. We talk about how Naya Rivera could deliver one of those relentless Glee monologues like no one else (true) and that the power and beauty of her voice is uncontested (also true) but Naya made Santana the funniest character on that show, hands-down. And thats a true story, too. Carl: You all have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. Lumps, let me just say out loud what everyone here is thinking. Santana: You did this to me! I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? Santana: You can drill me any time. Cant I just have one night where Im queen?. Santana about Rachel, when Rachel wins the MVP Glee Club Award, Original Song. Santana: Those are your nipples. Santana leaves it all at Brittanys feet in that choir room, and so did Naya. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, 'You know what, I don't wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. No! Quinn: And we're here to apologize to Quinn for slapping her across the face very very hard. Like she was tired and so quietly righteous, which definitely wasnt how Santana usually cut people down. Santana: Hey Andrew McCarthy, dont know if you heard but Blaine may lose an eye, the same Blaine who was just besties with you not four months ago. I don't want to hear any of this "We can't do it without her," because guess what? I understand. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. You do play for another team.. you were on the Cheerios now you're only in the New Directions Here is Santana, this Caribea teenager, coming out to her abuela. (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. Most of this isn't mine anyway.". And I dont wanna fight anymore, Im just too tired. The strive to create a safer, and more comfortable sex-toy shopping experience for the Queer community and more specifically gender non-conforming, trans and non-binary people. Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. I have been heartbroken over this. Santana: Come on, screw her. Well because I realized the world is even colder than I am. Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. Bad things!). I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. What difference does it make? Santana: And that's bad because? SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE VIDEOS THAT PEOPLE HAVE LINKED IN THE . And Santana was not that. Sam I am. The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. Also, she thinks youre a spritely, green, mythological creature, but I know youre a potato-eating poser. Sebastian: Red dye number 6. Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. 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W w w, PDF Mark K Nclex Study Guide: Outline format for 2021 NCLEX exam. And frankly, being on the Cheerios isn't the same without you. I miss this place so much. Also Naya Rivera and Ricky Martins version of La Isla Bonita is one of my favourite Glee songs of all time. And were lesbians. Santana: Sex is not dating. I might be related to Penelope. Why would I Why would I want that? In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. Santana: Al Roker is disgusting by the way. We thought maybe youd like to join us. Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. That would wreck her. Oh, no wait, wait a second, the assignment wasn't make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch, was it? SANTANA: I'm keepin' it real. My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. The way she shoves that bagel in her mouth! Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. This is so sad. If he doesnt get it then he doesnt deserve to have you as his campaign manager. Brittany: Yeah, come on, Quinn. Every day just feels like a war. Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. Cast members and press alike have often fawned over the years that she could learn those iconic monologues the morning of shooting and never flub a line once during taping. Santana about Brad, Saturday Night Glee-ver. She didnt have the space to be a victim like Rachel. So glad you're back, I've never seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist. Cosas malas! ". Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. alcoholic crump. Naya as Santana as a happy lady with a yeast infection, inside a commercial, inside a phone shes holding to proudly share her triumph with Rachel. And slap each other.. The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your appendix out. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. No me gusta! Santana and Carl, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Santana: Yes, we can. But their voices fill it right up. Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! Contents 1 Season One 1.1 Showmance 1.2 The Rhodes Not Taken 1.3 Vitamin D 1.4 Wheels 1.5 Hairography 1.6 Sectionals 1.7 Hell-O 1.8 The Power of Madonna They were my favorite grouping Glee ever did. cheese together or farted. #acting As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. Her ability to speak truth to power and call teachers (adults!) And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham. I may actually be dead right now. Wherever your soul is, thank you. Blaine: We could have handled that. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. Santana, Tina and Will, Silly Love Songs. Thank you so much. You're joking, right? We can win two National championships this year. Oh God, say something irritating so I can get the taste of this out of my head, please. (At the beginning of this year) I hated everyone in this club. Its last chapter its called I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart). Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say not worth a buck. But there are some smaller moments that I think are really worth remembering. (slaps Quinn across face). I just wanna go back in time man. all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! That Santana contained multitudes, and that not all of those multitudes were nice, changed everything about what positive representation really meant on TV. (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! Santana: Booyah. I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. All day every day. Its the single most thrilling three minutes the Glee ever produced. Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. I loved seeing her happy. There are quantifiably positive assets to this mash-up: the song suits Mercedes and Santana vocally, its got good choreography, its a well-orchestrated mash-up the dresses are cute. By that point I had felt that way for years. Santana: Completely! NOTE: The following is a transcription of the extended director's cut from the S1 DVD, which includes several scenes not seen in the original aired version. Below are each of our favorite Santana Lopez moments. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. I have such vivid memories of Landslide. Brittany: Wait are you mad? Heres whats gonna go down. In honor of learning even more. Now that we're alone, I want to talk to you about what I found in your bathroom trashcan underneath the wadded up tissue paper, the used cotton swabs, and the soiled acne wipes. And Finn deserved the slap in the face Santana jumped off the stage and gave him at the end of the performance. And maybe if you used them, you wouldn't have more oil than the Middle East on your face. Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true? You like her more than me. Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. Wait, somethings definitely wrong. Gentle. Santana: I thought you sucked, Fievel. The Glee funnyman adorably tinkled on a tiny piano, kicked his heels up in the air, and mugged for the camera. Santana defending Blaine and Kurt from Dave, A Night of Neglect. Of course they drink and dance and whisper secrets into each others ears and fall into bed with each other. Everything about you screams virgin. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. This is toned down. Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A? Santana: I don't even think you need all these beauty products, Rachel, cause they're not really having the desired effect. Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. glee monologues santana. I call her Snix. I hear that Rachel has a bit of a schnoz. Santana: You are so cool. Elliott: You know I'm actually just here to get her sheet music. I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. Tons, just all up in there. I loved seeing Santana succeed. I'm Hispanic. Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. Santana: Ha. Quinn: You know, I have to say, Rosario, you are killing it in that dress. Rachel: Everybody knew about this but me? Brittany: Well, I told you last year that if I was single and you were single, we would mingle. Unless you got yourself knocked up again. A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. When I hear it now of course I only hear Naya, but I also remember my silver bridesmaid dress with the sweetheart neckline and my rust orange fall flowers bouquet. I just see someone who I may or may not have to destroy.So if you ever tell me what to do I will END you! With boys, it was about doing it but also about what doing it said about me and what I said about it. I miss you. She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. Shes beautiful, shes innocent, shes everything thats good in this miserable, stinking world. Santana to New Directions, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Those romantic saps. Santana's history on the show begins with her being one prong of the infamous "Unholy Trinity." A desperate Quinn Fabray ( Dianna Agron) employs the help of two of her fellow Cheerios to audition. And I think of all the things, what youre doing, and in my head I paint a picture.. Im just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel. Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. Its crazy because I live in the other half of the word, but it felt like losing a friend. Wow. To be honest, I dont know if I wouldve done it if it hadnt been for the smallest detail, sort of blurred in the background, almost off frame theres not a single recap that Ive ever read that includes it, but theres a Dominican flag on Abuelitas refrigerator. It was invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope. I love you a-and I don't want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. ". Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. Come on, Quinn. I did. She's blond and awesome and so smart. His hair's already starting to grow back. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. Santana: Okay, that's really funny. For the LGBTQ+ community, Santana's storyline of coming to terms with her. Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us. I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky. And he meant it. Youre not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but youre still an idiot. Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads Tips Appreciated or Congratulations, Youre My 1,000th Customer', Santana to Kurt about Sebastian, Michael. Santana: No, you're lying. Santana: Yep. She was truth to power, unafraid of confrontation, destruction when absolutely necessary. mouth like cats ass. You wanted that memorial gone because youre such a cold-hearted bitch..A miserable, self-centered bitch, who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. The second could be anything. Lord of the bling. Thank you, guys. The writers probably just wanted an excuse to create a three way parallel of hurt feelings between Kurt, Quinn, and Santana, but Nayas performance justifies and deepens every word. I just had to say that honestly, in complete transparency, its actually just mostly stressful when this happens, If its any consolation, High Art would also be on my personal top 50. Shes the star. Why isnt Rachel talking? like one of those cats that can smell cancer. I like yeast in my bagel but not in my muffin. I will never understand why these things happen. If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut. Santana: Gunther, thats my Yeast-I-Stat what the hell?? Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. How could my running mate win and I didnt? Emmy Rossum is. Finn: The whole school already knows. Santana: (at Finn) Everyone's gonna know now, because of you. In doing so, they revealed a rarely-discussed but entirely valid coming out narrative. Thank you Naya. You tell Marley she's fat, even though your face looks like a soccer ball. Quinn: You guys are such suckers for going back to Sue Sylvester. Wait, do you honestly think that we can sell twenty thousand pieces of anythings? I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs. I felt all of this so deeply. Perhaps youve read them, even. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. You are the first boy who made me feel loved, and sexy, and visible. I'm getting that stinky panic sweat under my boobs. Because the thing is, being brave and speaking the truth doesnt always go the way you plan. It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader. Is that an aspect of why this moment feels so awful because this is the first time were learning how to mourn this particular sort of loss? Did Naya adlib? Santana, Kurt, and Rachel, Guilty Pleasures. Quinn: Emily Stark. I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. Santana: I think I know how to make you feel better. Just think about it. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Santana: That sounds like torture. Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. He goes to college or something. Santana: He has no game. Olsen Twins, let me tell you something. Glee never shied away from making radical changes in characters or basic show universe elements without an explanation or any apparent logic, but they brought Santanas actual written history on the show and she wasnt originally written as gay to bear on her present. Do you know where she keeps it? Santana shatters your heart to pieces here. Santana: Yeah, totally. You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. Will: [stands up] Santana. A way to stir shit up, often with Brittany by her side. Ive listened to it about a gazillion times over the last many years, and it always gets me in my guts, but I forget what a punch it really is to my hearts face to watch the scene. You got a BOOB JOB. I rarely get genuinely upset over celebrity deaths, but yours hit me hard queen. Copyright 2009 - 2023 The Excitant Group, LLC. And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. Jacob (noticing Santana's boob job): How was YOUR summer?Santana: My eyes are up here, Jewfro. Hey Mister Arnstein, here I am! she raises both hands to the orchestra and she smiles into the audience. Have something you want to. Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Brittany is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why Im even here and why I have this job. You know, with all of the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that. Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. For the Latinx community specifically, Santana was one of the only on-screen depictions of a queer Afro-Latina. I mean I am, just not now. thanks Shelli!! Just with bigger stakes. But Glee encouraged me to let me freak flag fly, and so I did. I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions. Santana: I don't really talk during. Youve seen hurricanes on the news, in movies, read about them in school. And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. When Im with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. And you know what? Okay, maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. And by that, I dont mean my friend whos a girl. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. Lady Hummel called begging us to do an emergency intervention. At a time when I mostly only felt dread when I thought about going through life as a lesbian, that performance made me feel hopeful that I would someday be able to openly love someone who openly loved me back. Of course Santana clocks Quinns flirting the second she starts it. She was right, and she mattered, even if she was just a teenager. Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! It was such an impactful moment in my life, despite not being particularly relevant to the plot of the show. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyway. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. Look, I don't mean to be a bitchwell actually I do. 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Oh ok. Im a star. You've been berating us for the better part of an hour. By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. Whatever. If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team. Those are all the things I think about when I watch Santana strut down the theatres aisle singing (gasp!) It learned me two things. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. As we did, of course, we shared with each other over and over how her portrayal of Santana Lopez also changed our worlds. middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead I came out as a lesbian around the time Glee started, but as Glee went on and I loved it more and more (until I didnt, but thats beside the point), I also came out as a huge and utter nerd. Sebastian: Everyone else clear out, I dont want you to see me make a girl cry. No one gets it. 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